Santa goes to a proctologist to complain about a rectal disorder.
The doctor examines him, tells him he needs an enema, gives him the necessary medication for the enema, and asks him to come back the following week for a checkup.
Upon returning the next week, Santa complains that the medication did nothing for him.
"Did you use the medication properly?" asks the doctor.
"Of course I did, Doc! Jeez, what do you think, I shoved it up my ass?!"
The doctor examines him, tells him he needs an enema, gives him the necessary medication for the enema, and asks him to come back the following week for a checkup.
Upon returning the next week, Santa complains that the medication did nothing for him.
"Did you use the medication properly?" asks the doctor.
"Of course I did, Doc! Jeez, what do you think, I shoved it up my ass?!"
The mother says to her daughter, "Did you enjoy your first at school?"
The daughter answers, "First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow?"
Principal: "I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all of your teachers. What have you been doing?"
Johnny: "Nothing, sir."
Principal: "Exactly!"
Teacher: What's the past participle of the verb "to ring?"
Student: What do you think, sir?
Teacher: I don't think. I KNOW.
Student: I don't think I know either, sir.
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